Fogwin's Laws

Hear ye, hear ye, the declarations of Fogwin the Lawgiver:

Fogwin's First Law
As an online discussion concerning invented languages (especially their weirdness) gets longer, the probability of a mention of kay(f)bop(t) approaches 1.

Fogwin's Second Law
Someone randomly said it and it stuck.

Fogwin's Third Law
tribemember: sees triangle

tribemember: "gotta show this to Wind"

Fogwin's Fourth Law
Fog is a keystone species responsible for preventing the other tribemembers from cluttering the chat with talk of programming.