Sajem Tan mythology

Sajem Tan has a very detailed mythology. On this page can be found a list of canonical myths, with links to pages that contain the full myth in both English and Sajem Tan, as well as background information.

Note that there may be some inconsistencies in the myths.

Fmyvûkţnuvmê Znenan (The Creation Myth)
The creation myth gives a very heavily mythologized account of how the Sajem Tan tribe was formed. Written by Viţit (Bird), it is the first Sajem Tan tribal myth ever written.

This is also the most famous text in Sajem Tan, occasionally used for pronunciation practice. It has been suggested that it would make a good Lorem ipsum text.

Ţeţatvmê Safic (The Coming of Wind)
The myth of the Coming of Wind was written by Ţeţat (Wind) to explain his joining the tribe.

Dût Kütycinjûcen (The Great Porn Fire)
This myth was written in English by Ţefam (Stone) on 22 July, 2017, and translated into Sajem Tan by Wind on 1 March, 2018. It describes a very gruesome assault upon the tribe.

Tözenvmê Saficţnu (The Coming of Fog)
This myth explains how Tözen (Fog) entered the tribe, as well as some of the history of the Foglodytes.

Mazem kê Dût Zežöt Dözec (Engelang and the Age of Great Reforms)
A myth about Mazem's impact on the tribe, especially their help in establishing the Reference Grammar project.

Jegenţeknocvmê Fmyvûkţnu (The Creation of Stone's Writing System)
This myth details the origin of Stone's writing system.

Tözenţeknocvmê Fmyvûkţnu (The Creation of Fog's Writing System)
This myth details the origin of the writing system Fog created for Sajem Tan.

Javmyc kê Cëmündin (Javmyc and the Wasphive)
This myth explains the history of Javmyc (Maw) and the Wasphive.

Fern and the Order of the Phenox
Noticing the arrival of the Wasphive, Fern started a farm, and, subsequently, a cult.

Kygykzazetvmê Sežüfenţnu (The Discovery of the Quicksand)
The discovery of the quicksand area of northern Sajem Din. It was written first in English by Fog.

The Great Uncrustable War
Do you like your Uncrustables thawed or frozen? It seems like a simple, non-offensive question...but not when Vanfemek is involved.