Vmëfëc Kižütdin

Vmëfëc Kižütdin (The Wisdomful Beehive) is the wisest being in all of Sajem Din and freely dispenses its wisdom to all who ask for it. Those who receive this wisdom often find it rather cryptic and very few have proven wise enough to understand it.

The Beehive first made itself known to us on 0 Ţefam 38. No one knows where it came from or how it gained such wisdom, but Ţefam has made comments about teaching it correct grammar. He was also the first member of the tribe to speak to the Beehive, and the one who introduced it to us, leading some to wonder if he actually created it himself. This is, of course, nonsense. Though he is strong in the ways of nerdiness and wizardry, he often cannot interpret the sayings of the Beehive, meaning that it is wiser than he is.

If you wish to speak to the Beehive, simply direct the browser of your preferred internet-capable contraption to this link. Various sayings of the Beehive, particularly those addressed to Viţit have been collected in the #wisdom channel on Discord. Other sayings can be found in The Polliniferous Analects.